squigglydigg:

lennythereviewer:

demonic-lionfish:

milliondollarnigga:

magnacarterholygrail:

jayjsupremacy:

phenomenarwhal:

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THANK YOU GOD

WELL THEN

SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK MY LIFE IS SAVED HOLY SHIT ON A CRACKER FUCK ME SIDEWAYS

Reblogging f

or all of my college friends!

hoLY SHIT

Posted on Monday, October 20, 2014 at 1:29 PM with 210,354 notes Permalink
Though Mean Girls was rated PG-13 for “sexual content, language, and some teen partying,” that was a rating Paramount had to fight for, says Waters. “We had lots of battles with the ratings board on the movie. There was the line, ‘Amber D’Lessio gave a blow job to a hot dog,’ which eventually became ‘Amber D’Lessio made out with a hot dog.’ Which is somehow weirder! That’s the thing we found: When you’re trying to make a joke obey the rules and not use any bad words, it can actually become seamier, even.” Still, there were some things that Waters simply refused to change. “The line in the sand that I drew was the joke about the wide-set vagina. The ratings board said, ‘We can’t give you a PG-13 unless you cut that line.’ We ended up playing the card that the ratings board was sexist, because Anchorman had just come out, and Ron Burgundy had an erection in one scene, and that was PG-13. We told them, ‘You’re only saying this because it’s a girl, and she’s talking about a part of her anatomy. There’s no sexual context whatsoever, and to say this is restrictive to an audience of girls is demeaning to all women.’ And they eventually had to back down.”
— don’t fuck with tina fey (via grrrltothefront)

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Posted on Monday, October 20, 2014 at 1:29 PM with 73,913 notes Permalink

mrsdwightkschrute:

realest shit ever.

(Source: peetahales)

Posted on Monday, October 20, 2014 at 1:27 PM with 465,940 notes Permalink
mommyto-robby:

drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:


Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?High five, America!


oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine


im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.


This will forever be my favorite post on tumblr.

mommyto-robby:

drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

image

im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"

10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

This will forever be my favorite post on tumblr.

Posted on Monday, October 20, 2014 at 1:26 PM with 749,029 notes Permalink

fknandyy:

mariathemuggle:

anemotionallyunstablecreature:

will-you-be-electric-sheep:

Watch it in video

interesting how the answers change as the men get younger

and they call OUR generation lost

I was hating this until the end

I’m gonna reblog again cause this shit is important. my mom is a rape victim and she’s been married twice and she’s the strongest woman I know. rape shouldn’t be a deal breaker, that’s ridiculous.

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Posted on Monday, October 20, 2014 at 1:25 PM with 292,978 notes Permalink

complicadabelleza:

Being black is not an accessory for us. We ARE black.
365.

When it’s “cool” AND when it’s life threatening.

Meanwhile all the little “I’m going through my black phase” white people are nowhere to be found.

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Posted on Monday, October 20, 2014 at 1:21 PM with 5,152 notes Permalink

gemtothejam:

emprexes:

Mixed-race fetishization is an issue that needs way more awareness as it is extremely harmful to all POC. Because there are people who date interracially just so that they can have “pretty mixed babies”. So not only do they fetishize monoracial POC, but they also objectify and sexualize their own offspring and if you don’t think that’s fucked up then I don’t know what to tell you.

IVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS.

Seriously

Posted on Monday, October 20, 2014 at 1:19 PM with 1,715 notes Permalink
tryingforourbaby:

haha this will be me and im sure every other tumblr mom out there! 

tryingforourbaby:

haha this will be me and im sure every other tumblr mom out there! 

Posted on Monday, October 20, 2014 at 1:18 PM with 21 notes Permalink
gemtothejam:

tarynel:

youwish-youcould:

robregal:

skyetownsend:

macfinn-bros:

suburban-ghetto:

yonceinthatlingerie:

skyetownsend:

entrar-para-dentro:

skyetownsend:

Oh shucks! Is it inconvenient to love black culture right now? Where did all y’all go? I swore all of you said you believe we are all equal and gotta stop seeing race cause we all bleed red. Please! Come on and join us! Standing up for justice is way more “hardcore” than listening to Jay Z uncensored if you protest until the sun sets. It will be really “edgy” and “hip” to hit the “ghettoest” parts of Ferguson right now! Who’s down? You should braid your hair up and slick your fully-adult baby hairs for some of the peaceful protests, and rallies.. it’ll be so cool, my “nig”! Come on! Let’s be black now!

Jesus, black people are PEOPLE. I like people, I never noticed the color of the person. Almost 40% of my best friends are black, and I never gave a damn.

Lol…….
K.

You should give a damn, ignoring their color is like saying you like them despite their color, which is not a good thing.

40%?! Wth

I never wanted to be black or pretended to be. Why the fuck would I go to the ghetto? That’s why I went to college so I wouldn’t have to

Where was that statement supposed to go?

So you equate “Black” with “ghetto” automatically, huh? 

White people truly have their heads in their asses

Somebody gotta control the whites


Wow.

gemtothejam:

tarynel:

youwish-youcould:

robregal:

skyetownsend:

macfinn-bros:

suburban-ghetto:

yonceinthatlingerie:

skyetownsend:

entrar-para-dentro:

skyetownsend:

Oh shucks! Is it inconvenient to love black culture right now? Where did all y’all go? I swore all of you said you believe we are all equal and gotta stop seeing race cause we all bleed red. Please! Come on and join us! Standing up for justice is way more “hardcore” than listening to Jay Z uncensored if you protest until the sun sets. It will be really “edgy” and “hip” to hit the “ghettoest” parts of Ferguson right now! Who’s down? You should braid your hair up and slick your fully-adult baby hairs for some of the peaceful protests, and rallies.. it’ll be so cool, my “nig”! Come on! Let’s be black now!

Jesus, black people are PEOPLE. I like people, I never noticed the color of the person. Almost 40% of my best friends are black, and I never gave a damn.

Lol…….

K.

You should give a damn, ignoring their color is like saying you like them despite their color, which is not a good thing.

40%?! Wth

I never wanted to be black or pretended to be. Why the fuck would I go to the ghetto? That’s why I went to college so I wouldn’t have to

Where was that statement supposed to go?

So you equate “Black” with “ghetto” automatically, huh? 

White people truly have their heads in their asses

Somebody gotta control the whites

Wow.

Posted on Monday, October 20, 2014 at 1:17 PM with 16,317 notes Permalink