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10 Daily Random Facts


A man was once arrested for having sex with an ATM machine.

Human sized penguins used to roam the planet.

Nearly 71% of the earth is covered by the ocean, but only 5% of it has been explored.

A woman in Oklahoma once called the cops to complain about the purity of her meth.

Eating more…


Benefits of big hips:

Laundry basket rest
Yoga pants
Tiny human rest
Full size human rest
Hip checking those who challenge you
Ability to swing them wider than a cadillac
Model walk is 10x more dramatic
Taking up more space
Looking like a fertility goddess

Yes sir

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I am currently 25 weeks and after getting fired from my job last month I’m trying to find some way to earn some extra income (if I’m unable to find another job within the next few weeks) any ideas or suggestions?